"The Fox network has a
brand new show on Sunday nights. It's called, 'When Presidents Attack.' Did you
see that? Former President Clinton lashed out at reporter Chris Wallace the
other night on Fox News. When questioned about Osama bin Laden, Clinton said he
tried to kill bin Laden. I believe him, but we all know what bad aim Clinton
has." --Jay Leno
"The Japanese Prime
Minister joined the United States in condemning North Korea's missile policy.
The Japanese Prime Minister was really upset when he found out they had
missiles that could reach Graceland." --Jay Leno
"I think al-Zarqawi
knew what his fate was going to be, like today they released his autobiography.
Coincidentally it's called, 'I'm in a Million Little Pieces.'" --Jay Leno
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