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Showing posts with label Terminator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terminator. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 14, 2023

That's the way to do it in this country (So it looks like there will be a Terminator 4)

 

"California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's campaign is several hundred thousand dollars in debt. So it looks like there will be a 'Terminator 4.'" --Conan O'Brien


"Yesterday, the president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, challenged John McCain to a debate. Did you know that? Yeah. McCain says if he wanted to be attacked by an extremist in an unfair environment, he'd appear on MSNBC. That's the way to do it in this country." --Conan O'Brien


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 



 

Thursday, March 10, 2022

In fact, earlier today Siri told me, “Look it up yourself, [bleep].” And then slapped me. (International Women’s Day)

Today for International Women’s Day, women across the country protested by refusing to work. That’s a true story. That’s what happened today. In fact, earlier today Siri told me, “Look it up yourself, [bleep].” And then slapped me. –Conan O’Brien


"Today residents of L.A. are voting on a tax on anything sold in a medical marijuana dispensary. If the measure passes the city could be solvent within 45 minutes." –Conan O'Brien


A town in Israel is building an amusement park that some are calling "the Jewish Disneyland." The Jewish Disneyland still has Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, except Doc is the chief of cardiology at Cedars-Sinai. --Conan O’Brien


"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to 'The Terminator.' In this one he travels back in time and kills the person who suggested he run for Governor." –Conan O'Brien


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Monday, March 4, 2019

We had to put Dave in the hospital. He was, more than happy (what's all of fighting about?)

You know we have a lot of expressions in the English language that we use all the time. Most of us use them every day and we never seem to examine them very closely. Like undisputed heavyweight champion. Well if it's undisputed what's all of fighting about?
Or that's the last straw! That one doesn't seem fair. To me, you know I think you oughta warn a guy first. That's the next of the last straw! Let him know he's running out of straws.
Or the expression “Down the tubes.” You hear that a lot especially these last couple of years. People say the country is really going down the tubes. What tubes? Have you seen any tubes? Where are these tubes? Where do they go and how come there's more than one tube. It seems to me, one country one tube. Does every state all of a sudden have its own tube now. One tube is all you need. But a tube that big somebody would have seen it by now.
Takes the cake. Where? Where do you take a cake? To the movies? You know where I would take a cake? Down to the bakery to see the other cakes.
And last, is one you say all the time. More than happy. People say, “I would be more than happy to do that.” How can you be more than happy. More than happy sounds like a dangerous mental condition. “We had to put Dave in the hospital. He was, more than happy.” --George Carlin
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Tuesday, January 15, 2019

she has not been in one single Terminator movie (or as they call it in Washington, fundraising)


"Billionaire Republican and former eBay CEO Meg Whitman says she has spent more than 99 million of her own money to get elected of governor of California. I think she thinks it's like eBay, the office goes to the highest bidder." –Jay Leno

"How can she be governor of California You know, she has not been in one single 'Terminator' movie." –Jay Leno

"Congressman Charlie Rangel and Congresswoman Maxine Waters met this to work out their new number one issue: prison reform. Congressman Rangel has been accused of 13 ethics violations, or as they call it in Washington, fundraising." –Jay Leno

"Raul Castro said that his government will ease controls on small businesses, will lay off unnecessary workers, and will allow more self-employment. Apparently, he sees how bad socialism is working in America, they don't want it to happen there." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Thursday, February 15, 2018

a hi-tech robot from the future should be able to speak a little better English (Mother and Child)






































"Tonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. The last time that many rich white guys got together, I think Exxon merged with Mobil." --Jay Leno

"Former President Bill Clinton did a video for his wife Hillary's presidential campaign. Although Hillary was a little upset about it, because it turns out Bill did the video with Paris Hilton." --Jay Leno


"Plans are in the works for another terminator movie, 'Terminator 4,' but Arnold Schwarzenegger will not return as the terminator. I guess they finally realized that a hi-tech robot from the future should be able to speak a little better English than that." --Jay Leno

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

Friday, September 22, 2017

It’s come out that some species of frogs have sex orgies (Hop of Shame)



Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to return to the next "Terminator" movie. In this one, Arnold goes back in time to erase all traces of him hosting "Celebrity Apprentice." –Conan O’Brien

It’s come out that some species of frogs have sex orgies. These are followed the next morning by the frogs doing the "Hop of Shame." –Conan O’Brien
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern #repealreplacerepublicans

Monday, December 5, 2016

Not that there’s anything wrong with that (Bush's shadow)



"California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's campaign is several hundred thousand dollars in debt. So it looks like there will be a 'Terminator 4.'" --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush said that the American people are  addicted to oil. To which Vice President Dick Cheney said, 'Not that there’s anything wrong with that.'" --Jay Leno

"Do you believe we are addicted to oil? So basically when we invaded Iraq, we didn’t really mean anything, it was just the oil talking. We were under the influence of oil at the time. We just need a 12 step program and we could get out of Iraq." --Jay Leno

"In Washington President Bush came out of the white house and saw his shadow...Cindy Sheehan." --Jay Leno


Friday, February 1, 2013

Less than half of you are parasites



"Where did we go wrong? The Republicans had everything going for them – a terrible economy, an unpopular incumbent, and a positive message for the American voter: 'less than half of you are parasites.'" –Stephen Colbert



"Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed on to a new 'Terminator' film. Due to his age, this one features the catchphrase, 'I'll be back right after 'Wheel of Fortune.'" –Conan O'Brien 

"House Speaker John Boehner said that President Obama's focus is to annihilate the Republican Party. Do Republicans look like they need any help from President Obama? They're doing a hell of a job themselves." –Jay Leno 


Friday, December 14, 2012

More bad news for Republicans (stop splashing)


"Mitt Romney got a job. He's working at a Marriott. He is the guy that comes out to the pool and tells the kids to stop splashing." –David Letterman 

"According to a new study at UCLA, Latinos live longer than non-Latinos. More bad news for Republicans." –Jay Leno





"Arnold Schwarzenegger has committed to appearing in at least one new "Terminator" movie. In the next movie, Arnold from the future will time travel to the past and tell Arnold from the past to wear a condom." –Craig Ferguson

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”