"California Gov.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's campaign is several hundred thousand dollars in debt.
So it looks like there will be a 'Terminator 4.'" --Conan O'Brien
"President Bush said
that the American people are
addicted to oil. To which Vice President Dick Cheney said, 'Not that
there’s anything wrong with that.'" --Jay Leno
"Do you believe we
are addicted to oil? So basically when we invaded Iraq, we didn’t really mean
anything, it was just the oil talking. We were under the influence of oil at
the time. We just need a 12 step program and we could get out of Iraq."
--Jay Leno
"In Washington
President Bush came out of the white house and saw his shadow...Cindy
Sheehan." --Jay Leno

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