He was so excited he grabbed his own a** (he was hoping to free up the tight end)

A super PAC raised more than a million dollars for Andrew Cuomo's mayoral campaign last week. Cuomo was so excited he grabbed his own ass. —Kat Timpf

A green dildo was thrown on the field during a game between the Minnesota Vikings and Tennessee Titans. The fan who tossed it said he was hoping to free up the tight end. —Kat Timpf

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Instead of calling balls and strikes, she'll just say it's fine (the game won't start until you hear about her day)

This weekend, the Marlins and Braves will play the first Major League Baseball game umpired by a woman. Instead of calling balls and strikes, she'll just say it's fine. —Kat Timpf

This weekend, Major League Baseball will have its first female umpire. Yeah, but the game won't start until you hear about her day. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

But did you die? (not Joe, Jill)

Former white house aid Neera Tanden testified that she was authorized to use the auto pen on behalf of president Biden. When asked why Joe let her do that she replied "not Joe, Jill.” —Kat Timpf 

Director Joseph Kosinski has confirmed there will be a Top Gun 3. In this next installment Maverick will team up with Tom Selleck to get a kick-ass reverse mortgage. —Kat Timpf 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”