Donations

Showing posts with label Miami Marlins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miami Marlins. Show all posts

Friday, August 8, 2025

Instead of calling balls and strikes, she'll just say it's fine (the game won't start until you hear about her day)


This weekend, the Marlins and Braves will play the first Major League Baseball game umpired by a woman. Instead of calling balls and strikes, she'll just say it's fine. —Kat Timpf


This weekend, Major League Baseball will have its first female umpire. Yeah, but the game won't start until you hear about her day. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, June 27, 2025

the first person not to brag about running a marathon (one of them suggested karaoke)


Last weekend, 92-year-old Harriette Thompson became the oldest woman ever to complete a marathon. While the guy who finished after her made history by being the first person not to brag about running a marathon.-- Jimmy Fallon


A new study says that chimpanzees occasionally drink too much fermented palm sap, which causes them to act drunk. Researchers could tell the chimps were drunk when one of them suggested karaoke.—Jimmy Fallon


It looks like Derek Jeter and Jeb Bush will be buying the Miami Marlins. That’s right, one guy who could’ve been president — and Jeb Bush. –Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”