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Showing posts with label Chris Cuomo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Cuomo. Show all posts

Thursday, February 3, 2022

10 Media Strategies of Manipulation (more entertainment, less news)

                                    

“Earlier in the day, the network’s president, Jeff Zucker, announced his surprise resignation after he disclosed a consensual relationship with a colleague. ‘As part of the investigation into Chris Cuomo’s tenure at CNN, I was asked about a consensual relationship with my closest colleague, someone I have worked with for more than 20 years,’ Zucker said in a statement. ‘I acknowledged the relationship evolved in recent years. I was required to disclose it when it began but I didn’t. I was wrong.’ 

Man, this must’ve been a really weird day for CNN. On the one hand, it’s bad that your boss is resigning under a cloud of scandal. On the other hand, you got the scoop! You may not know this, but he’s the one who made CNN what it is today. He’s the one who pushed it toward entertainment more, and less news. 

He’s the one who said, ‘Enough of those international correspondents, let’s just get people fighting on camera!’ Like you remember when CNN would just make us watch Trump’s empty podium for an hour? That was his choice. Zucker often kept Donald Trump on air, even before his election in 2016, because he liked Trump. Because he knew Trump was good for ratings, because Jeff Zucker is the one who gave Trump the job for The Apprentice, and The Apprentice is the only reason that Trump went on to become the president – agh!!! 

But the craziest part of the story, was how far the blast radius from former New York governor Andrew Cuomo’s scandals reached. So Andrew Cuomo was such a creep that he took down himself, his brother Chris and the president of CNN. He’s like Ronan Farrow but by accident.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


Tuesday, December 14, 2021

nothing has ever explained Fox News better than a rich white lady calling a homeless man Scrooge (Sweet Hot Capital City Mambo Sauce)


December 2021

After the tree outside Fox headquarters was set on fire by a homeless man, Fox News host Ainsley Earhardt said, ‘This Scrooge is not going to get away with it.’ And nothing has ever explained Fox News better than a rich white lady calling a homeless man Scrooge. —Michael Che

The CDC believes the Omicron variant first appeared in the U.S. during a recent anime convention in New York. Damn, the one time they leave the house. —Michael Che

After CNN fired Chris Cuomo, it was revealed that the former anchor has been accused of sexual misconduct just like his older brother. Well, those two are quite a pair, said Cuomo to a female co-worker. —Michael Che

A woman testifying in the sex trafficking trial of Ghislaine Maxwell, said that Maxwell told her that Jeffrey Epstein needed to have sex at least three times a day, and if not, he’d kill himself. —Michael Che

Kentucky Fried Chicken is testing a new dipping sauce called Sweet Hot Capital City Mambo Sauce. Coincidentally, Sweet Hot Capital City Mambo Sauce is also what Colin Jost calls rap music. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry




 

Thursday, December 2, 2021

Yeah, it goes brother, my dude, homey, this guy and stepdad (The first one sold pretty well)


December 2021

“CNN has suspended Chris Cuomo indefinitely for his role in advising his brother, Andrew Cuomo, during his recent scandal. Yeah, Chris Cuomo knew something was up when CNN added a suspension countdown clock.” —Jimmy Fallon

“On the one hand, this is a story about a guy helping his brother in a time of crisis. And, I mean, who wouldn’t do that for their brother? Because you’ve got to remember, brother is the top level of male relationship. Yeah, it goes brother, my dude, homey, this guy and stepdad.” —Trevor Noah


“Of course, it does matter and it does make a difference how you help your brother and what you’re helping him with. Like, if your brother murdered somebody, you can either help him get the best lawyer in the country, or you can help him bury the body. I mean, both make you a good brother, but one makes you an accessory after the fact.” —Trevor Noah

“And, people, that’s not what CNN is about. CNN is about sitting 12 people together at a desk and having them yell at each other about whether Adele’s Las Vegas residency is going to hurt Biden’s poll numbers or not.” —Trevor Noah


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Saturday, November 7, 2015

That is a lot of stupid in one room



I saw that this week marks one year until the 2016 election. Or as Hillary calls that, "Five years until my re-election.” –Jimmy Fallon
As I’m sure you’ve heard, Donald Trump is in the building getting ready to host "Saturday Night Live.” There’s actually a lot of anti-Trump protesters outside the building — or as Trump put it, "Those people have been lining up for days to see me.” –Jimmy Fallon
In an interview yesterday, Trump and CNN anchor Chris Cuomo got in a heated argument after Trump repeatedly insulted reporter Sara Murray. CNN was like, “Guys, keep it down! You'll wake the viewers!” –Jimmy Fallon