In the music business this is what's known as pulling a Biden (Good Night and Good Luck)

A 334 pound man is suing Disney World after being injured on a water slide. The water slide is counter suing for pain and suffering. —Greg Gutfeld

78-year-old rocker Iggy Pop ended his farewell concert by climbing into a coffin and then was wheeled off the stage. In the music business this is what's known as pulling a Biden. —Greg Gutfeld 

This weekend CNN will air the Broadway production of Good Night and Good Luck starring George Clooney. Who's that asked Joe Biden? —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Iggy & The Stooges I Wanna Be Your Dog (1969)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

I'm not ashamed to dress like a woman (volcanos, asteroid strikes, apocalypse)

December 2012

"It's been a tough decade for Lindsay Lohan. She's either in prison or she's in rehab. She's been in rehab so many times that the rehab cafeteria has a sandwich named after her." –David Letterman

"Now Lindsay Lohan is apparently broke. To raise money — say your son's having a bar mitzvah — Lindsay will appear at your son's bar mitzvah. She's also available for Mayan end-of-the-world parties." –David Letterman

"And now The Mayan Channel forecast. Thursday: cloudy, chance of showers, high 39. Friday: volcanos, asteroid strikes, apocalypse." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Trump’s best relationships are with people who are half his age and don’t speak English (His scores must be really bad)

I’m surprised the summit talks broke down in Vietnam. I thought Kim Jong Un and Trump had a good relationship. Even Trump said that he and Kim “Fell in Love.” I know that sounds weird but when you think about it, Kim Jong Un is totally Donald Trump's type. All of Trump’s best relationships are with people who are half his age and don’t speak English. --Trevor Noah

During the Michael Cohen testimony before congress, Michael Cohen called Donald Trump a racist and a conman. When he heard this Trump said, “Yeah, but did he say anything bad about me.” --Conan O’Brien

And during his testimony Michael Cohen said that Trump went to great lengths to keep his SAT scores secret. He’s president of the United States. His scores must be really bad. Conan as Trump, “No one can ever know. I may never get a job after this.” They must be terrible. No wonder Trump created his own university. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It was like watching Schoolhouse Rock have a stroke (Cheeze-It, so good, you’ll murder your family)

Watching Trump try to explain the legal troubles of his declaring a National Emergency was like watching Schoolhouse Rock have a stroke. --Colin Jost, SNL

Katy Perry’s fashion line has discontinued a shoe after criticism that it resembled black face. I don’t know? It doesn’t even resemble a shoe. If anyone should be mad about this it’s Mrs. Potatohead. --Colin Jost, SNL

A man was arrested after he locked his mother and brother in a house then set fire to it after getting in an argument over a box of Cheez-Its. Which I blame on their slogan: “Cheeze-It, so good, you’ll murder your family.” --Colin Jost, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

And for an extra $50, for non-medical procedures (bulletproof windows and no Twitter)

President Trump has a brand new technologically upgraded presidential limousine. It's supposed to be very fancy. And the latest with all the technology. For Trump's protection, the limo comes with bulletproof windows and no Twitter. --Conan O’Brien

I'm a big fan of scientific advances in the field of medicine. Scientists announced they just developed a robotic caterpillar that can crawl inside you for medical procedures. And for an extra $50, for non-medical procedures. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

That is why they support abstinence education (Monitoring volcanoes totally ruins the surprise)

"Now, it's clear the Republican party has a new rock star -- in that Jindal appears to have the body fat of Iggy Pop on free heroin day. Now, Jindal took it straight to the Democrat's porkulus plan, like this waste of money [on screen: Jindal going after the $140 million set aside for volcano monitoring]. Ridiculous! Monitoring volcanoes totally ruins the surprise. Republicans know all we need to control volcanoes is to sacrifice a virgin. That is why they support abstinence education." --Stephen Colbert

"Let's begin with the big story. Last night, President Barack Obama's not State of the Union address. His first speech to Congress is not technically a State of the Union address, which is nice, because this is one year you probably do not want to complete the sentence, 'The state of the union is...'" --Jon Stewart

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

That is why they support abstinence education (free heroin day)

"Now, it's clear the Republican party has a new rock star -- in that Bobby Jindal appears to have the body fat of Iggy Pop on free heroin day. Now, Jindal took it straight to the Democrat's porkulus plan, like this waste of money [on screen: Jindal going after the $140 million set aside for volcano monitoring]. Ridiculous! Monitoring volcanoes totally ruins the surprise. Republicans know all we need to control volcanoes is to sacrifice a virgin. That is why they support abstinence education." --Stephen Colbert

"Let's begin with the big story. Last night, President Barack Obama's not State of the Union address. His first speech to Congress is not technically a State of the Union address, which is nice, because this is one year you probably do not want to complete the sentence, 'The state of the union is...'" --Jon Stewart

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”