A third of Americans are now half of Americans (Pine-sol now comes in prescription strength)

People are going outside again. Americans, they want to do the right thing but if someone taps a keg and cranks up the Lynyrd Skynyrd all bets are off. —Bill Maher

But you can't blame people for wanting to get out there. The Census Bureau is now reporting that a third of Americans are showing signs of anxiety and clinical depression and they've gained weight. A third of Americans are now half of Americans. —Bill Maher

Our governor says we’ll know in a week if we can reopen our gyms and I hope that this is the case. Because Californians, we miss our gyms. Not to work out so much the staring at yourself in the mirror part. —Bill Maher

Donald Trump has said he has quit taking hydroxychloroquine. But there’s no word on whether he’s going to give up the idea to imbibe household disinfectants. I tell you something, his fans haven’t. Pine-sol now comes in prescription strength. —Bill Maher

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