On Sunday, Fox News
tweeted out a news alert that Donald Trump was spending the weekend working at
the White House. Now this wasn’t just news, it was a news ALERT. Like: “This
just in, the president is actually doing his job.” –James Corden
Well, congrats to
President Trump on creating the least popular bill since Cosby. –Seth Meyers
White House Press
Secretary Sean Spicer said today that President Trump came to Washington “to
get things done.” That’s why, five minutes into every meeting, he says, “Are we
done?” –Seth Meyers
President Trump
yesterday made his 13th trip to a golf course since taking office. Hey man,
you’re the president! My only job is making fun of you, and I don’t even have
time to play golf. You play golf like you’re trying to complete a punch card.
“One more and I get a free meatball sub.” –Seth Meyers
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