"But
I think the pressure is getting to the Clintons and the Clinton campaign. In
Wisconsin earlier today, Bill got into a screaming match with a cow."
--David Letterman
"Well,
here's some sad news coming from Havana, ladies and gentlemen: Fidel Castro
has resigned. A lot of people thought it was because of his health, but, no,
he's resigning because he wants to spend more time with his beard."
--David Letterman
"But
his retirement will not change the relationship Cuba has with the United
States. Cubans will still not legally be allowed to enter the United States
unless they have an overpowering fastball." --David Letterman
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