the groom came home with 12 brides (I'll just stick with Little Nemo)

The other day in Australia, a wedding took place inside a Costco. Because it was Costco, the groom came home with 12 brides. –Conan O’Brien

San Diego has started building a border wall. Not to keep out immigrants, but to keep the LA Chargers from coming back. –Conan O’Brien

     

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Weapons of Mass Destruction NOT included (overpowering fastball)

"But I think the pressure is getting to the Clintons and the Clinton campaign. In Wisconsin earlier today, Bill got into a screaming match with a cow." --David Letterman

"Well, here's some sad news coming from Havana, ladies and gentlemen: Fidel Castro has resigned. A lot of people thought it was because of his health, but, no, he's resigning because he wants to spend more time with his beard." --David Letterman

"But his retirement will not change the relationship Cuba has with the United States. Cubans will still not legally be allowed to enter the United States unless they have an overpowering fastball." --David Letterman

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