"Mitt
Romney threw in the monogrammed towel. That leaves McCain and Huckabee. The
old guy and the preacher. Which brings up the philosophical question: Which one
is closer to God?" --Jay Leno
"It
looks like John McCain has gotten the nod. Of course, McCain getting the
nomination, this is Rush Limbaugh's worst nightmare since the pharmacist said,
"We're out of OxyContin." --Jay Leno
"Hillary
Clinton has the support of Bill Clinton, L.A. Mayor
Antonio Villaraigosa, and San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, or as she calls
them, the party unfaithful." --Jay Leno
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