"Last
week, prison guards had to use tear gas to break up prison riots in New Jersey.
When the tear gas didn't work, the guards sprayed the prisoners with New Jersey
air." --Conan O'Brien
"Democrats are split
pretty evenly between Hillary
Clinton and Barack Obama.
I say, when in doubt let your favorite celebrity decide for you. I usually vote
for whomever Cher is voting for." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Congratulations
to presidential candidate Barack Obama. He won a
Grammy last night for best spoken word album. Boy, there's four words you
haven't heard in the same sentence in a while - 'presidential' and 'best spoken
word.'" --Jay Leno
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