"Hillary
lost 10 in a row. That's not good. If she loses one more, she will be signed by
the L.A. Clippers." --Jay Leno
"Mike Huckabee's
campaign is starting to taper off a little bit. Like for the big rallies, Chuck
Norris just sends his stunt double." --Jay Leno
"On
this week on ABC, John McCain
said, no new taxes. You know who else said no new taxes? Wesley Snipes."
--Jay Leno
"Over
in Africa, President
Bush is being welcomed as a hero in Tanzania. See, that's because
President Bush always said one day third world countries would have the same
economy as the United States and thanks to his economic plan, now they
do." --Jay Leno
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