I love all living things, but that guy was a d*ck (attorney-Meat Loaf privilege)

One of President Trump's accusers is trying to subpoena recordings of Trump from "The Apprentice." However, Trump's legal team has refused, citing "attorney-Meat Loaf privilege." --Conan O’Brien

"Last night the Dalai Lama implied that the killing of Osama bin Laden was justified. I think his exact quote was, 'I love all living things, but that guy was a dick.'" –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

waxing the rainforest (attorney-Meat Loaf privilege)

Plans are underway to build an erotic theme park in Brazil called “ErotikaLand.” In fact, Brazilian workers are already busy waxing the rainforest. –Conan O’Brien

One of President Trump's accusers is trying to subpoena recordings of Trump from "The Apprentice." However, Trump's legal team has refused, citing "attorney-Meat Loaf privilege." --Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Trump's legal team has refused, citing "attorney-Meat Loaf privilege." (What else you got?)

A study reveals that the best way to add years to your life is to

exercise, lose weight, and not drink too much. To which all of

America replied, "What else you got?" --Conan O’Brien

One of President Trump's accusers is trying to subpoena

recordings of Trump from The Apprentice. However,

Trump's legal team has refused, citing "attorney-Meat

Loaf privilege." --Conan O’Brien

White House insiders say that President Trump feels

comfortable with Rudy Giuliani because they’re from

the same generation. Giuliani said, "We share common

values like hard work, patriotism, and ditching your

first two wives." --Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You don’t see Macron running for president of France on a platform of outlawing threesomes (it can tell you what sound a cow makes)

December 2022

“Donald Trump’s recent hissy fit called to terminate the US constitution. You dummy, you can’t terminate the constitution. The constitution is America. You don’t see Macron running for president of France on a platform of outlawing threesomes.” —Stephen Colbert

“The long, stupid story on Trump’s comments once again included Republican conspiracy theories around a cover-up of Hunter Biden. Again with the Hunter Biden laptop! Give it a rest! You don’t hear anyone obsessing over the former president’s son’s laptop. And Eric’s got a good one – it’s made by Fisher-Price, and it can tell you what sound a cow makes.” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump’s Truth Social posts are insane. You know, not everyone is a stable enough genius to write down their intention to overthrow democracy in a social media post. But he thinks the constitution is something that can be terminated, like it’s Meat Loaf on an episode of Celebrity Apprentice. It doesn’t go like that.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the CIA said bin Laden spent his last hour watching 'Celebrity Apprentice.' (attorney-Meat Loaf privilege)

"One of the men who was allegedly robbed by O.J. Simpson is now saying he won't press charges. In exchange, O.J. has promised not to double murder the man." --Conan O'Brien

"Big weekend for President Bush, you all heard about this. Over the weekend President Bush left the White House in an unmarked car and took a top secret trip to Iraq. In fact, the trip was so secret, President Bush still doesn't know where he was. It was hot and there were foreign guys. Mexico, that's his number one guess." --Conan O'Brien

"Donald Trump said that he hoped bin Laden suffered a lot. It looks like he got his wish, because the CIA said bin Laden spent his last hour watching 'Celebrity Apprentice.'" –Conan O'Brien

One of President Trump's accusers is trying to subpoena recordings of Trump from "The Apprentice." However, Trump's legal team has refused, citing "attorney-Meat Loaf privilege." --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

What he said, but from a white guy (first-debate Obama)

October 2012

"Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning." –Bill Maher

"We had the last presidential debate. A very subdued Mitt Romney I thought. If you saw it, Obama would talk, and then Mitt would say, 'what he said, but from a white guy.'" –Bill Maher 

"In the last three weeks, Mitt Romney has come out against tax cuts for the rich, against war, and suddenly for regulations, for teachers, for auto bailouts, for the UN, for birth control, for foreign aid. And what I love is that at this point it's too late for the Tea Party to do anything about this except act like they're okay with it. At this point they're at this point they're like Jerry Sandusky's wife." –Bill Maher

"Romney morphed into Obama so hard at the end of it he went over and hugged Michelle." –Bill Maher

"You know what the popular costume with the kids is this year? They get black face and a valium and they go as first-debate Obama." –Bill Maher

"Today Mitt Romney picked up the endorsement of Meat Loaf. When Chris Christie heard that Meat Loaf was behind Romney, he pushed Romney out of the way." –Bill Maher

"They're saying the Frankenstorm could be the worst storm ever. What's happening is a cold front from Canada and low pressure from the hurricane are colliding with the hot air from Donald Trump." –Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Fight three wars and the fourth one is free (I didn't see that coming)

"The White House says we'll be staying in Libya longer than expected. I didn't see that coming." –David Letterman

"The original estimate for Libya was two weeks. Now they're predicting about 12 years." –David Letterman

David Letterman's "Top Ten President Obama Campaign Promises For 2012" 

10. Be more of a warlock, less of a troll 

9. Keep unemployment below 75 percent 

8. Fight three wars and the fourth one is free 

7. Replace space shuttle with this (video of Don Rickles firing a rocket) 

6. Get fat like the rest of America 

5. Send troops to quell feud between Meat Loaf and Gary Busey 

4. Fortune cookies actually tell fortunes, no more of this lucky numbers crap 

3. Less talk, more rock 

2. Pardon Lindsay Lohan 

1. Go back to being that cool, smoking badass we all fell in love with

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Because nothing says leader of the free world like... (They called me a socialist too)

"Political experts are saying NBC should take 'Celebrity Apprentice' off the air because if Trump runs for president, he could use it as an unfair platform. Because nothing says 'leader of the free world' like someone who can't stop a fight between Meat Loaf and Gary Busey." –Conan O'Brien 

"A meeting between Justin Bieber and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu has been canceled. No word yet on how this will affect the meeting between Selena Gomez and Hezbollah." –Conan O'Brien 

"'Hustler' publisher Larry Flynt has written a book about the sex lives of American Presidents. The highlights are the chapter on Jefferson, the chapter on Garfield and the first 125 chapters on Clinton." –Conan O'Brien

"It's the 150th anniversary of the start of the Civil War. A new poll found that 23 percent of Americans sympathize with the Confederacy. They are described as 'not African-Americans.'" –Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Obama Campaign Promises For 2012 (I didn't see that coming)

"The White House says we'll be staying in Libya longer than expected. I didn't see that coming." –David Letterman

"The original estimate for Libya was two weeks. Now they're predicting about 12 years." –David Letterman

David Letterman's "Top Ten President Obama Campaign Promises For 2012" 

10. Be more of a warlock, less of a troll 

9. Keep unemployment below 75 percent 

8. Fight three wars and the fourth one is free 

7. Replace space shuttle with this (video of Don Rickles firing a rocket) 

6. Get fat like the rest of America 

5. Send troops to quell feud between Meat Loaf and Gary Busey 

4. Fortune cookies actually tell fortunes, no more of this lucky numbers crap 

3. Less talk, more rock 

2. Pardon Lindsay Lohan 

1. Go back to being that cool, smoking badass we all fell in love with

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

it wouldn’t be fair to Mrs. Loaf and the three young meatballs (Sweet, I Love Magic!)

Even Meat Loaf turned down the chief of staff job. Meat Loaf said, “I’d be honored to take the job, but it wouldn’t be fair to Mrs. Loaf and the three young meatballs. --Stephen Colbert

There is a reason the job search has been so difficult. Reportedly, any candidate for the chief of staff job has to win the approval of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump. So, congratulations to new chief of staff, Mohammed bin Salman! --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

In the end, this Supreme Court case will be decided by the swing vote, Justice Meat Loaf (And don't tell me your mind's going)

Today, Justice Anthony Kennedy announced he's retiring from the Supreme Court. I never thought I'd say this, but you're only 81! They say 81 is the new 79. And don't tell me your mind's going, because I read "Bush v. Gore" and "Citizens United" — you never had one. --Stephen Colbert

This is a seismic political event, because Kennedy has been the decisive vote in many cases, and his retirement gives Trump the opportunity to fundamentally change the course of the Supreme Court, and I would not trust Trump to fundamentally change the dessert course. Oh, we are supremely screwed. I look forward to Wolf Blitzer in 2021: "In the end, this Supreme Court case will be decided by the swing vote, Justice Meat Loaf." --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Trump's legal team has refused, citing "attorney-Meat Loaf privilege." (touching Donald Trump's prostate)

One of President Trump's accusers is trying to subpoena recordings of Trump from "The Apprentice." However, Trump's legal team has refused, citing "attorney-Meat Loaf privilege." --Conan O’Brien

A man in Kansas was arrested after trying to have sex with the tailpipe of a car. He is being charged with "finding something to do in Kansas." --Conan O’Brien

President Trump's former doctor is now describing himself as "frightened and sad." Experts say that’s a common reaction to touching Donald Trump's prostate. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Nobody ever had a problem when I fired Meat Loaf (exact same rules as The Apprentice)

The New York Times had a big bombshell story tonight. They reported that Trump ordered White House counsel Don McGahn to fire Robert Mueller, who’s running the Russia investigation. But the president backed off when McGahn said if you make me do that, I’m going to quit. Which obviously would have been a disaster for Trump; it still might be. You can’t just fire every guy who investigates you. He’s running the White House by the exact same rules as “The Apprentice.” He doesn’t understand. He’s like, “Nobody ever had a problem when I fired Meat Loaf.” --Jimmy Kimmel

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

she'd be happier having sex with Gary (Senator Meatloaf)

Republicans wanted to raise the debt ceiling to cover the next 18 months so the Democrats couldn't use it as a negotiating tool before the midterm elections. Democrats wanted to cover only three months, and they convinced Trump, possibly right at this moment when Chuck Schumer [shows pic of Schumer and Trump] appears to be saying, "Who's a good president? You are! You are!" –Stephen Colbert

So why did Trump side with the Democrats? People at the meeting say he was anxious to get a deal done fast. In fact, a senior Republican source described Trump as being in "Apprentice" mode. Yes, he was in "Apprentice" mode, which explains why he kept calling Schumer "Senator Meatloaf." –Stephen Colbert

Technically, I guess Steve Bannon wasn't fired, because on the day he left, the administration issued a statement: "White House chief of staff John Kelly and Steve Bannon have mutually agreed today would be Steve's last day." Yes, it was mutual. Same way my college girlfriend and I mutually agreed that she'd be happier having sex with Gary. –Stephen Colbert

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern #repealreplacerepublicans

This is exactly what Gary Busey and Meatloaf would do

Ted Cruz and John Kasich made a pact so they would each have a better chance of stopping Donald Trump from getting the delegates he needs. It’s a halfhearted alliance between two guys who don't like each other. Somehow Donald Trump has turned this into an episode of “The Apprentice.” This is exactly what Gary Busey and Meatloaf would do. –Jimmy Kimmel

Bernie Sanders said it’s a great idea to have a woman as vice president. John McCain was like, “Is it?!” –Seth Meyers

Both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were favored to sweep today’s primaries in Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island. And John Kasich is still polling very high in the state of denial. –Seth Meyers

Republicans really don’t want gays tying the knot

On Saturday Donald Trump had some unkind words for Arizona Senator John McCain. Can you imagine being tortured 5 1/2 years in a Vietnamese prison camp, and then a man whose greatest war-time accomplishment was brokering a peace treaty on "Celebrity Apprentice" between Gary Busey and Meat Loaf belittles you and calls you a loser? –Jimmy Kimmel

Rick Perry said this weekend that he believes Boy Scouts would be “better off if they didn’t have openly gay scoutmasters.” Man, between the Boy Scouts and gay marriage, Republicans really don’t want gays tying the knot. –Seth Meyers

You know the difference between God and Newt Gingrich? (He has an Achilles head)

"Only two candidates have agreed to attend Donald Trump's Iowa debate. So Trump's either going to cancel or round out the field with Meat Loaf, Omarosa and Gary Busey." –Jay Leno



"You know the difference between God and Newt Gingrich? God doesn't think he's Newt Gingrich." –Jay Leno



"Rick Perry doesn't have an Achilles heel. He has an Achilles head." –Daily Show correspondent John Oliver 

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Negotiating a peace treaty between Gary Busey and Meatloaf

"House Speaker John Boehner said that President Obama needs to grow up. And then he burst into tears." –Jay Leno



"Donald Trump is now attacking President Obama's grades, suggesting that he was a poor student. First it was the birth certificate, and now the grades. Trump won't be happy until he proves that Obama doesn't exist." –Jimmy Kimmel



"Donald Trump says President Obama plays too much golf. Trump was playing golf during the interview. Trump says the President should be at work, like negotiating a peace treaty between Gary Busey and Meatloaf." –Jimmy Kimmel



Larry Flynt has written a book about the sex lives of American Presidents

"Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of 'Celebrity Apprentice' wraps up. Say what you want about Trump, at least this guy has his priorities in order. He doesn't want to let any reality get in the way of his reality show." –Jay Leno



"Political experts are saying NBC should take 'Celebrity Apprentice' off the air because if Trump runs for president, he could use it as an unfair platform. Because nothing says 'leader of the free world' like someone who can't stop a fight between Meat Loaf and Gary Busey." –Conan O'Brien 

"'Hustler' publisher Larry Flynt has written a book about the sex lives of American Presidents. The highlights are the chapter on Jefferson, the chapter on Garfield and the first 125 chapters on Clinton." –Conan O'Brien