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Showing posts with label Citizens United. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Citizens United. Show all posts

Thursday, July 1, 2021

Or as the Mayans put it, 'So we were off by one day.' (Joe Biden was real excited to meet Spider-Man)


December 2012

"After three years and six seasons, the final episode of 'Jersey Shore' aired tonight. Or as the Mayans put it, 'So we were off by one day.'" –Jimmy Fallon


"There's a photo going around with President Obama playing with a staffer's son who's dressed as Spider-Man. Obama was like, 'Shouldn't you be fighting the Green Goblin?' And the kid was like, 'shouldn't you be working on the fiscal cliff?'" –Jimmy Fallon


"The kid was really excited to meet the president, while Joe Biden was real excited to meet Spider-Man." –Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Wednesday, April 7, 2021

I love a graph that's dropping a hint (he’s already 100% owned by corporations)


April 2021

“The Republican backlash to the corporate backlash to Georgia’s new restrictive voting law is in the news. The measure, passed by the Republican lawmakers and signed by the Republican governor, Brian Kemp, shortens the window for absentee voting, curtails access to ballot access for predominantly minority voters in urban counties, and makes offering food or water to voters waiting in line a misdemeanor.


Major League Baseball condemned the law, along with a slew of corporations including Delta, Home Depot, Aflac, Google, Bank of America, Coca-Cola, Microsoft, Facebook and JP Morgan. In response, some congressional Republicans called for a boycott of ‘Woke-a-Cola’, and found support from the Senate minority leader, Mitch McConnell, who this week warned businesses of ‘serious consequences’ if they continued oppose Georgia’s restrictive voting law. 


‘My advice to the corporate CEOs of America is to stay out of politics,’ McConnell told reporters. Yes, corporations, Mitch McConnell wants you to stay out of politics, which is why I’m sure any day now he’s going to return the $4.3 Million he’s accepted from corporations in the last five years. 


McConnell’s ‘stay out of politics’ line is grossly hypocritical, considering the Kentucky senator’s comments in 2013 after the Citizens United ruling, which considered corporations ‘people’ free to express political speech through massive campaign contributions. ‘Under the first amendment, every corporation in America should be free to participate in the political process,’ McConnell said at the time. I’d call that a self-own, but he’s already 100% owned by corporations.” —Stephen Colbert


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Thursday, June 28, 2018

In the end, this Supreme Court case will be decided by the swing vote, Justice Meat Loaf (And don't tell me your mind's going)


Today, Justice Anthony Kennedy announced he's retiring from the Supreme Court. I never thought I'd say this, but you're only 81! They say 81 is the new 79. And don't tell me your mind's going, because I read "Bush v. Gore" and "Citizens United" — you never had one. --Stephen Colbert
This is a seismic political event, because Kennedy has been the decisive vote in many cases, and his retirement gives Trump the opportunity to fundamentally change the course of the Supreme Court, and I would not trust Trump to fundamentally change the dessert course. Oh, we are supremely screwed. I look forward to Wolf Blitzer in 2021: "In the end, this Supreme Court case will be decided by the swing vote, Justice Meat Loaf." --Stephen Colbert
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”