You don’t see Macron running for president of France on a platform of outlawing threesomes (it can tell you what sound a cow makes)

December 2022

“Donald Trump’s recent hissy fit called to terminate the US constitution. You dummy, you can’t terminate the constitution. The constitution is America. You don’t see Macron running for president of France on a platform of outlawing threesomes.” —Stephen Colbert

“The long, stupid story on Trump’s comments once again included Republican conspiracy theories around a cover-up of Hunter Biden. Again with the Hunter Biden laptop! Give it a rest! You don’t hear anyone obsessing over the former president’s son’s laptop. And Eric’s got a good one – it’s made by Fisher-Price, and it can tell you what sound a cow makes.” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump’s Truth Social posts are insane. You know, not everyone is a stable enough genius to write down their intention to overthrow democracy in a social media post. But he thinks the constitution is something that can be terminated, like it’s Meat Loaf on an episode of Celebrity Apprentice. It doesn’t go like that.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”