Ted
Cruz and John Kasich made a pact so they would each have a better chance of
stopping Donald Trump from getting the delegates he needs. It’s a halfhearted
alliance between two guys who don't like each other. Somehow Donald Trump has
turned this into an episode of “The Apprentice.” This is exactly what Gary
Busey and Meatloaf would do. –Jimmy Kimmel
Bernie
Sanders said it’s a great idea to have a woman as vice president. John McCain
was like, “Is it?!” –Seth Meyers
Both
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were favored to sweep today’s primaries in
Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island. And John
Kasich is still polling very high in the state of denial. –Seth Meyers
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