Meanwhile, for some reason, Joe demanded to throw out the first pitch (wander off into the rainforest)

Bill Clinton attended the ceremony in New York City and out of respect, his boner was at half mast. —Greg Gutfeld 

All three living US presidents were at ground zero today and Joe Biden. During a ceremony speech, Bush, Clinton, and Obama prayed in silence. Meanwhile, for some reason, Joe demanded to throw out the first pitch. —Greg Gutfeld 

Hunter Biden said that he may have to consider running for president in 2028. He says he hopes to follow in his father's footsteps and wander off into the rainforest. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

C'mon in, Kanye! (waxing the rainforest)

Plans are underway to build an erotic theme park in Brazil called “ErotikaLand.” In fact, Brazilian workers are already busy waxing the rainforest. –Conan O’Brien

President Trump welcomed the president of Nigeria to the White House. The meeting started awkwardly when Trump said, "C'mon in, Kanye!" --Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

waxing the rainforest (attorney-Meat Loaf privilege)

Plans are underway to build an erotic theme park in Brazil called “ErotikaLand.” In fact, Brazilian workers are already busy waxing the rainforest. –Conan O’Brien

One of President Trump's accusers is trying to subpoena recordings of Trump from "The Apprentice." However, Trump's legal team has refused, citing "attorney-Meat Loaf privilege." --Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The state is... (In fact, Brazilian workers are already busy waxing the rainforest)

Researchers are claiming that humans can only maintain close relationships with five people. Which should make for an interesting Mother’s Day for my mom and her six children. –Conan O’Brien

President Trump is considering opening federal parkland to developers. In fact, builders have already broken ground on a Bed, Bath & Grand Canyon. –Conan O’Brien

Plans are underway to build an erotic theme park in Brazil called “ErotikaLand.” In fact, Brazilian workers are already busy waxing the rainforest. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”