it wouldn’t be fair to Mrs. Loaf and the three young meatballs (Sweet, I Love Magic!)

Even Meat Loaf turned down the chief of staff job. Meat Loaf said, “I’d be honored to take the job, but it wouldn’t be fair to Mrs. Loaf and the three young meatballs. --Stephen Colbert

There is a reason the job search has been so difficult. Reportedly, any candidate for the chief of staff job has to win the approval of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump. So, congratulations to new chief of staff, Mohammed bin Salman! --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”