she'd be happier having sex with Gary (Senator Meatloaf)

Republicans wanted to raise the debt ceiling to cover the next 18 months so the Democrats couldn't use it as a negotiating tool before the midterm elections. Democrats wanted to cover only three months, and they convinced Trump, possibly right at this moment when Chuck Schumer [shows pic of Schumer and Trump] appears to be saying, "Who's a good president? You are! You are!" –Stephen Colbert

So why did Trump side with the Democrats? People at the meeting say he was anxious to get a deal done fast. In fact, a senior Republican source described Trump as being in "Apprentice" mode. Yes, he was in "Apprentice" mode, which explains why he kept calling Schumer "Senator Meatloaf." –Stephen Colbert

Technically, I guess Steve Bannon wasn't fired, because on the day he left, the administration issued a statement: "White House chief of staff John Kelly and Steve Bannon have mutually agreed today would be Steve's last day." Yes, it was mutual. Same way my college girlfriend and I mutually agreed that she'd be happier having sex with Gary. –Stephen Colbert

     

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