the same pit crew that Trump uses to get ready every morning (cornhole at the Jefferson Memorial)

“Well, guys, this weekend on the streets of Washington, D.C., President Trump is hosting an IndyCar race called the Freedom 250 Grand Prix. Yep, Trump is excited for the race. Usually when he sees someone driving 200 miles an hour, it’s Melania leaving the White House.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, the race is called the Freedom 250. However, Trump’s doctor is calling it the Freedom 168 and healthier than ever.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, first it was U.F.C. on the White House lawn, now IndyCar on the mall. Next up, cornhole at the Jefferson Memorial.” — Jimmy Fallon

“But this is cool: To honor the president, one racing team will be using the same pit crew that Trump uses to get ready every morning.” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

11 appearances on the cover of Mad magazine (in a way, haven't you already lost?)

"Seriously, the Olympic badminton players were apparently trying to lose on purpose, a big story. But really, think about it, if you train day and night for four years to be in the Olympics for badminton, in a way, haven't you already lost?" –Conan O'Brien

"This is true, though. This is Obama's 12th appearance on the cover of Time magazine. And this beats President Bush's record of 11 appearances on the cover of Mad magazine." --Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

1,133 Ways to Make America Great Again and Other Random Thoughts (Poem by John Hulse)

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