"We finally got some
good news yesterday from the war in Iraq. As you have probably heard, the Air
Force exploded Iraq's head of al Qaeda, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. I was looking
forward to seeing what the New York Post had to say about it. This is the
actual cover of the newspaper. There you see the dead face of al-Zarqawi with
the cartoon bubble saying, 'Warm up the Virgins.' Coincidentally, 'Warm up the
Virgins' is also Arnold Schwarzenegger's new campaign slogan." --Jimmy
Kimmel
"The good news for
al-Zarqawi is according to Islamic law, he does get 72 virgins. The bad news is
they're all William Hung. Actually there is some disagreement among those who
study the Koran about whether so-called martyrs get 72 virgins. Many say it is
a mistranslation and they actually get 72 raisins." --Jimmy Kimmel
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