so that moves Ann Coulter up to first place (too soon to hit on Mrs. Zarqawi?)

"President Bush still wrestling with the immigration issue right now. You got to give him credit. He's really working on hard on this. This week, President Bush said that any attempt to deport 11 million illegal aliens 'ain't gonna work.' Then, when reporters asked Bush what he was going to do for the rest of the afternoon, he said, 'Ain't gonna work.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the Late Show. I need your help with this. Do you think it's too soon to hit on Mrs. Zarqawi?" --David Letterman

"Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was the world's most unhinged lunatic. He's now dead, so that moves Ann Coulter up to first place." --David Letterman