"As you may have
heard, Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson was caught on tape taking a
$100,000 bribe and then the FBI found $90,000 in cash in his freezer. Jefferson
said he didn't do anything wrong. He said he just fell in with the wrong crowd.
You know, other congressmen." --Jay Leno
"Today the FBI
searched Ted Kennedy's freezer -- found 90,000 frozen daiquiris." --Jay
Leno
"Hillary Clinton
called for Americans to save gas by returning to the 55 mile per hour speed
limit. I'm not going to believe she's serious about saving gas until I see her
and Bill actually drive somewhere together in the same car." --Jay Leno
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