"Israeli Prime
Minister Ehud Olmert arrived in Washington to meet with President Bush. He's
talking with President Bush about the Israeli-Palestinian border and believe
me, if there's anyone you want border advice from, it's President Bush."
--Jay Leno
"The Mexican
government has been accused of encouraging its citizens to illegally immigrate
to the United States. They say they're not. I'm not so sure. Someone sent me a
picture of this sign in Mexico [on screen: Salma Hayek. 90 miles]." --Jay
Leno
"As many as 26 and a
half million veterans reported at risk for identity theft after someone stole a
computer disk containing their names, birth dates and social security numbers.
Why aren't these files put somewhere where no one can find them, like the same
place where we keep President Bush's National Guard records?" --Jay Leno
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