bribecycle (worst in history)

"The president of Mexico has arrived in the U.S., thanks to some nifty fence climbing. I thought this was encouraging. He offered to take President Bush's job for $3 an hour cash." --David Letterman

"President Bush met with the prime minister of Israel and the prime minister told Bush that he intends to defend Israel's borders. When he heard this, Bush said, 'You mean you have trouble with Mexicans, too?'" --Conan O'Brien

"Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson was videotaped accepting a $100,000 bribe. He said he will not resign even though the FBI agents found 90,000 of it in his freezer. In Washington, that's known as a 'bribecycle.'" --Jay Leno

X-Files (Ted Kennedy's freezer)

"As you may have heard, Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson was caught on tape taking a $100,000 bribe and then the FBI found $90,000 in cash in his freezer. Jefferson said he didn't do anything wrong. He said he just fell in with the wrong crowd. You know, other congressmen." --Jay Leno

"Today the FBI searched Ted Kennedy's freezer -- found 90,000 frozen daiquiris." --Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton called for Americans to save gas by returning to the 55 mile per hour speed limit. I'm not going to believe she's serious about saving gas until I see her and Bill actually drive somewhere together in the same car." --Jay Leno

X-Files (Ted Kennedy's freezer)

"As you may have heard, Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson was caught on tape taking a $100,000 bribe and then the FBI found $90,000 in cash in his freezer. Jefferson said he didn't do anything wrong. He said he just fell in with the wrong crowd. You know, other congressmen." --Jay Leno

"Today the FBI searched Ted Kennedy's freezer -- found 90,000 frozen daiquiris." --Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton called for Americans to save gas by returning to the 55 mile per hour speed limit. I'm not going to believe she's serious about saving gas until I see her and Bill actually drive somewhere together in the same car." --Jay Leno