"And more problems
for al-Zarqawi. You know how they believe when you get to heaven, you get 72
virgins? Turns out, now you wind up in hell with 72 year-old virgins."
--Jay Leno
"Discussing the
incident, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld described him as 'dark, sadistic
and medieval' to which Dick Cheney said, 'You make that sound like a bad
thing.'" --Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton is
furious at Ann Coulter for attacking the 9/11 widows. This is the maddest
Hillary's ever been at a woman not currently sleeping with her husband."
--Jay Leno
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