"We had a national tragedy this week, and the President
of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama
came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal." -Bill Maher
"The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.'
It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she
said, 'How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?" --Bill Maher
"This is not a case of Democrats vs. Republicans. It's
sentient beings vs. the Lizard People." --Bill Maher on the 'Birthers' who
claim Obama was born in Kenya

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