"A jury found former Enron
sleezeballs Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling guilty of fraud and conspiracy. Ken Lay?
That's not a good name to have when you're going to prison. And Kenny Boy ain't
too good either. I guess in prison they'll have done to them what they did to
the stockholders." --Jay Leno
"Former CEO of Enron
Ken Lay is going away. He's going to be sentenced in September, and it could be
16-18 years. But he got some good news today -- Martha said she'd wait for
him." --David Letterman
"Well, there's a bright
side to this for Ken Lay. You know, throughout the years Ken Lay has been a big
campaign contributor to the Republican Party. So now, he'll be able to meet
with those same people when he goes to prison." --Jay Leno
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