Ann Coulter's people are afraid that Dorothy's house could drop on her

"Finally some good news for the White House. Today federal prosecutors told  Karl Rove that he will not be indicted in the CIA leak case. This is the best news for the White House since oil hit $70 a barrel." --Jay Leno

"Ann Coulter is going to be on the show tomorrow night. Security is very tight. In fact, there is even restricted airspace over the studio. Her people are afraid that Dorothy's house could drop on her." --Jay Leno

"Iraq's prime minister has implemented some things. He's got a curfew. There's a ban on personal weapons and if that works, President Bush said he's going to try the same things on Dick Cheney." --David Letterman