"The big news of the
day is that President Bush made his second surprise visit to Baghdad -- flew in
and out. He sneaked in. It worked so well that they now have a secret plan to
sneak a guy in and out of Condoleezza Rice." --David Letterman
"Earlier today
President Bush made a surprise visit to Baghdad. Apparently, the president was
confused by all of the destruction, because the first thing he said was 'Hello
Detroit!'" --Conan O'Brien
"Last week the U.S.
eliminated Iraq's number one terrorist, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. This week al
Qaeda announced his successor, Abu Hamza al-Muhajer. When asked why they chose
him, an al Qaeda spokesperson said, 'We have a lot of leftover stationary that
says, From the Desk of Abu.'" --Conan O'Brien
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