"President Bush made
a surprise visit to Iraq today. It lasted five hours. Five hours? That's longer
than he stayed at any National Guard meetings." --Jay Leno
"The White House
planned the whole trip in total secrecy. The prime minister of Iraq was not
told. The press was not told. Even President Bush was not told. In fact when he
got off the plane in Baghdad he said, 'Boy, Arizona is hot.'" --Jay Leno
"President Bush went
to Iraq to boost the new government. That shows you how rough the situation is
in Iraq when a guy with 30% approval rating stops by to give you a boost."
--Jay Leno

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