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Showing posts with label Tulsi Gabbard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tulsi Gabbard. Show all posts

Friday, March 13, 2020

the 1st 13-year-old girl to be President (Vote for Peace)


"Sarah Palin had dinner with Donald Trump in New York. The first thing she did when she walked into the restaurant was shoot the rodent off his head." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Somebody asked John McCain if Sarah Palin could win the presidency, and he said yes, especially if a meteor hits all the other Republican and Democratic candidates. Imagine how mad he’d be if she won." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Mitt Romney was on the 'Today Show' and admitted he likes to read the 'Twilight' books and watch 'American Idol.' If elected, he would be the 1st Mormon and the 1st 13-year-old girl to be President." –Jimmy Kimmel

Sarah Palin, on visiting Mt. Vernon, the home of George Washington: "Even Piper was able to grasp the significance of being in the presence of our first President - who had such diverse interests - when she told me later: 'how hard he must have worked to keep that farm going!'"
Stephen Colbert: "It's true. I cannot imagine how hard he worked with no help other than his African volunteers.”

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Introduce yourself to as many people as possible (Vote for Peace)


A new FBI study shows that for the first time Americans are more likely to be killed by a stranger than a loved one or acquaintance. Their advice, introduce yourself to as many people as possible. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

The American Academy of Pediatrics has released an updated list of unsafe baby products. Topping the list this year is the really really really really high chair. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

Dr. Jack Kevorkian was responsible for another death this week, this time it was a 58 year old woman. She is the 26th of Kevorkians patients who have died since 1990. When are people going to realize he is not a good doctor. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

The richest girl in the world billionaire Athina Onassis celebrated her 10th birthday this week. What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well to give you some idea, at the party they had two cakes. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Saturday, November 30, 2019

this is just what the Democrats need (Vote for Peace)


“Former Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick announced today that he is joining the Democratic presidential race and sure, why not? I mean, at this point the Democratic primary is an option under Uber Pool.” --Seth Meyers
“Deval Patrick was the governor of Massachusetts, and then spent years working for a company called Bain Capital. Which, this is just what the Democrats need, someone with the exact same résumé as Mitt Romney. Perfectly done.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“And can I just say, Democrats, what the [expletive] are you doing? You don’t have to keep replenishing the stock when the candidates drop out. This is an election, not sustainable fishing.” --Trevor Noah
“Are you allowed to join this late? This is like if during Game 3 of the World Series, the Mets showed up asking to play.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Saturday, October 26, 2019

Jimmy Dore: Hillary Supporter Defends Hillary’s Smear Of Tulsi



“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Friday, October 25, 2019

Jimmy Dore: Clueless CBS Host Schooled By Tulsi Gabbard


“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Monday, October 21, 2019

Jimmy Dore: Tulsi Drops Hammer On Red-Baiting Hillary


“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Great! Thank you Hillary Clinton (If this was Judge Judy...)























“That’s right — one step out of line, he will run Turkey into the ground like it was one of his casinos in Atlantic City.” --Jimmy Kimmel


“In a rare show of unity, Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell denounced the decision. And even the president’s own potbellied pig, Lindsey Graham, called into Fox & Friends to label the move a ‘disaster in the making’ that will ‘undo all the gains we’ve made’ and ‘throw the region into further chaos.’ And then he hung up chanting, ‘Four more years!’” --Jimmy Kimmel


“So to recap, we now have two whistle-blowers; we have the transcript of the phone call; a bunch of highly incriminating text messages; and not only did Trump do it privately with Ukraine, he asked China to do it on television. If this was ‘Judge Judy,’ he’d be out before the first mesothelioma commercial.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”




Humanist Report: Tulsi Gabbard Hits Back HARD After Hillary Clinton Smears Her as “Russian Asset”


“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Saagar Enjeti: Media, Hillary team-up to smear Tulsi


“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Young Turks with Mike Figueredo: Hillary Clinton ATTACKS Tulsi Gabbard


“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Kyle Kulinski: Hillary Clinton Says Tulsi Is A Russian Asset


“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Sunday, October 6, 2019

Vote for Peace (The sexy whistleblower costume)


Donald Trump has said that it was a “Perfect Call” about a million times. Perfect? Trump refers to hanging up as nailing the dismount. --Bill Maher
I can tell liberals are really excited about this one, you know why? Because I was checking out the Halloween store in West Hollywood the other day, don't ask.You know what is flying off the shelf? The sexy whistleblower costume. --Bill Maher
Look there is a real chance we will know once and for all if Trump did the things he openly admits to doing. --Bill Maher
My question is if it was such a perfect call why are you behaving like a bed-wetter trying to hurry up and wash the sheets. --Bill Maher
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Michael Tracey: Tulsi getting screwed by the DNC

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”