The thief apparently made off with the man's entire argument (And by the looks of him, I’m guessing that shower never happened)

"This weekend a man in Oregon who is an advocate for the open carry of firearms was robbed at gunpoint. The thief apparently made off with the man's entire argument." –Seth Meyers

The New Yorker today released audio of fired Hollywood movie producer Harvey Weinstein begging a model to come into his hotel room and watch him shower. And by the looks of him, I’m guessing that shower never happened. –Seth Meyers

Despite claiming last week that he would have rushed the Oregon shooter to save lives, Dr. Ben Carson yesterday recounted how he was once held up at gunpoint in a Popeye’s Chicken and told the gunman, “I believe you want the guy behind the counter.” So we know at least one guy who’s DEFINITELY not voting for Ben Carson. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's similar to what goes on here in America when Popeye’s comes out with a new chicken sandwich (the Miss Universe dressing room)

September 2022

“The Queen’s funeral, which stretched for miles, similar to what goes on here in America when Popeye’s comes out with a new chicken sandwich.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Over the weekend, Trump posted on Truth Social: ‘I’ll soon be heading to the scene of the unwarranted, unjust, and illegal Raid and Break-in of my home in Florida, Mar-a-Lago.’ Unwarranted? The FBI literally had a warrant. And let’s clear another thing up: what happened at Mar-a-Lago was not a raid or a break-in. They asked him to return the documents, and they only showed up to take them when he didn’t. This is not a raid or a break-in. A break-in is what Trump used to do in the Miss Universe dressing room.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the first ever fish sandwich to be made entirely of expired chicken (in lieu of flowers...)

February 2021

Popeye’s has introduced its first ever fish sandwich called the cajun flounder sandwich. It’s also the first ever fish sandwich to be made entirely of expired chicken. —Michael Che

Larry Flynt the founder of Hustler magazine has died at the age of 78. The family has asked in lieu of flowers you send full bushes. —Michael Che

The makers of Aunt Jemima products which have been criticized for using racist imagery are finally changing the name to Pearl Milling Company. Pearl Milling is the name of the white lady who owned Aunt Jemima. —Michael Che

Pope Francis has appointed two women to Vatican posts that were previously only held by men. Apparently God came to him in a dream and told him he could pay women less. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That is a long time to hang out with your boss (And I don't mean that in a positive way)

President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin had a one-on-one meeting today that lasted over two hours. Ugh, poor Trump! That is a long time to hang out with your boss. --Seth Meyers

In an interview with the newspaper The Sun, President Trump said immigration has changed the fabric of Europe, adding, "And I don't mean that in a positive way." Said Trump, "I mean it in a racist way.” --Seth Meyers

The Washington Post has published an article investigating where doves go after they're released at weddings [shows Popeyes logo] and you do NOT want to read the article. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

JOKES: Absolutely, I love Florida. Fantastic Jewish state (Burger King must be really drunk)

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said today that there is no greater supporter of the Jewish state than President Trump. Said Trump, “Absolutely, I love Florida. Fantastic Jewish state.” –Seth Meyers

Burger King is reportedly close to buying Popeye's Chicken. Wow, Burger King must be really drunk. –Seth Meyers

Taco Bell has announced plans to offer a $600 wedding service at its flagship restaurant in Las Vegas. And this is cool — the burritos are conveniently wrapped in divorce papers. –Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

one guy who’s DEFINITELY not voting for Ben Carson

Despite claiming last week that he would have rushed the Oregon shooter to save lives, Dr. Ben Carson yesterday recounted how he was once held up at gunpoint in a Popeye’s Chicken and told the gunman, “I believe you want the guy behind the counter.” So we know at least one guy who’s DEFINITELY not voting for Ben Carson. –Seth Meyers

Republican presidential hopeful John Kasich made fun of a young woman at a campaign event this week by calling on her for a question and saying, “I’m sorry, I don’t have any Taylor Swift tickets.” This morning Taylor Swift announced that John Kasich is out of the squad. –Seth Meyers