Israel Prime
Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said today that there is no greater supporter of
the Jewish state than President Trump. Said Trump, “Absolutely, I love Florida.
Fantastic Jewish state.” –Seth Meyers
Burger King is
reportedly close to buying Popeye's Chicken. Wow, Burger King must be really
drunk. –Seth Meyers
Taco Bell has
announced plans to offer a $600 wedding service at its flagship restaurant in
Las Vegas. And this is cool — the burritos are conveniently wrapped in divorce
papers. –Seth Meyers
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