Not only does she have the No. 1 song, today, she was seen holding hands with Travis Kelce (Complaints have dropped by 88%)

“The new No. 1 song in the United States, according to the Billboard Hot 100, is 65 years old. ‘Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree’ by Brenda Lee, which was released in 1958, is at the top of the charts for the very first time. Brenda Lee was 13 when she recorded the song, which is crazy. A 13-year-old named Brenda? It’s insane.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“It’s never been No. 1 before, but for whatever reason it is now, and now Brenda Lee has a No. 1 hit at 78 years old. It’s nuts. I mean, between the president, the Golden Bachelor, and now Brenda Lee, old people are hotter than ever.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Yep, Brenda’s having a moment. Not only does she have the No. 1 song, today, she was seen holding hands with Travis Kelce.” — Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, Brenda Lee’s ‘Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree’ has hit No. 1. Meanwhile, Mariah Carey spent the day cutting letters out of magazines: ‘Back off, B.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“People are loving something that’s been around for over six decades. This is actually the best news Joe Biden’s had in years.” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

matching quid pro quo back tattoos (except they keep coming back)

“Believe it or not, the John Bolton revelations aren’t the only big new piece of evidence. Because remember Lev Parnas, yes? Rudy Giuliani’s right-hand man and the Count from ‘Sesame Street’? Well, after Parnas said he worked with Trump to get dirt on Joe Biden, Trump repeatedly claimed he has no idea who this man is, and that’s even though they have appeared in more photos together than Mariah Carey and Christmas trees.” —Trevor Noah

“Come on, guys, I’m sorry — you just can’t keep pretending that Trump doesn’t know this guy, all right? Because, first, they said Trump wouldn’t remember all the people he takes photos with. O.K., I understand that. Now they’re saying Trump can’t remember all the people he has private dinners with? What’s next? They’re gonna be like, ‘Look, the president gets matching quid pro quo back tattoos with a lot of people — he can’t be expected to remember all of them!’” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Maybe I could interest you in a hot cup of shut-the-f***-up (Flow Chart of LIES)

"Speaking of which, he did not disappoint [on screen: Cheney saying that Obama's actions since he took office have made Americans less safe]. I trust you. So, sir, is that based on you reading the intelligence reports? [on screen: Cheney saying he doesn't read the intelligence reports anymore]. Oh, well then, maybe I could interest you in a hot cup of shut-the-f***-up." --Jon Stewart

"We are very excited to have the President of the United States, Barack Obama here. A lot of people were surprised that the President came to NBC. You'd think by this time he'd be tired of big companies on the brink of disaster with a bunch of overpaid executives." --Jay Leno

"What's amazing, though, is that even though the President travels with this huge group of people -- I mean, he's got the staff, Secret Service, presidential aides -- it's still less people than when we have on Mariah Carey." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

And she says that so far he’s buying it! (Who are these people?)

Donald Trump will be sworn in as president this Friday at 12 noon. That’s when the big hand is on the 12, and the little hand is on the Bible. –Seth Meyers

Today was first lady Michelle Obama’s birthday. And for the eighth year in a row, an overexcited Joe Biden blew out her candles. –Seth Meyers

A Russian billionaire reportedly paid over $4 million to have Mariah Carey and Sir Elton John perform at his teenage granddaughter’s wedding. Said his teenage granddaughter, “Who are these people?” –Seth Meyers

A female zebra shark in Australia has shocked researchers by developing the ability to produce offspring asexually, after spending time away from her male partner. And she says that so far he’s buying it! –Seth Meyers