A lucid and well-informed examination of the world's problems (so I guess you're out of luck Chris Hayes)

Cops found what appeared to be a human leg bone near Taylor Swift’s beachside mansion. I guess the bone and the rest of the body are never ever ever getting back together. —Greg Gutfeld 

Halle Berry says she's not sure if a woman should ever play James Bond, so I guess you're out of luck Chris Hayes. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

neatly folded and pressed (It's called a driver's license)

According to a new report Chinese spies have infiltrated Stanford University. This became very apparent when all the graduation gowns showed up neatly folded and pressed. —Greg Gutfeld

Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry says she doesn't know if a woman should ever play James Bond. After all women already have a license to kill. It's called a driver's license. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

How did Arnold Schwarzenegger get onto that ship? (after years of touching Canada)

In "Extant" Halle Berry plays an astronaut who mysteriously winds up pregnant after a space mission. The series will answer the question: How did Arnold Schwarzenegger get onto that ship?—Craig Ferguson

 "Maine legalized gay marriage today. Maine became comfortable with the idea after years of touching Canada." --Craig Ferguson, May 2009

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

He had an affair, years ago, with Joan of Arc or something (How did Arnold Schwarzenegger get onto that ship?)

In "Extant" Halle Berry plays an astronaut who mysteriously winds up pregnant after a space mission. The series will answer the question: How did Arnold Schwarzenegger get onto that ship?—Craig Ferguson

"According to rumors, John McCain and Barack Obama are trying to get Angelina Jolie’s endorsement for the campaign, and John Edwards is just trying to get her number." --Craig Ferguson

"It's been a very tough day for John McCain with the New York Times' allegation that he had an affair. The paper is saying McCain had an affair, years ago, with Joan of Arc or something." --Craig Ferguson

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Or, perhaps al Qaeda's plotting to infiltrate a cable news channel and staff it with morons

    

"As you know, Southern California suffered an unholy convergence of wildfires, displacing hundreds of thousands and destroying homes from Malibu to Mexico. A horrific tragedy, but as you know, for news organizations, every tragedy is an opportunity to tie that tragedy to your particular world view [on screen: CNN's Anderson Cooper saying the fires occurred in part because of global warming and then noting, 'Planet in Peril starts in just 30 minutes']. 

Oh my God, CNN's using the wildfire as a promo! Next up, Malibu's aflame and Halle Berry will be on to talk about 'Things We Lost In The Fire.' But why did the fire take a couple of days to stop? [on screen: The CA AG saying the CA Nat'l Guard is heavily stressed because of the war in Iraq]. 

Ahh! So if there was no war in Iraq, the National Guard could have been home and finished knitting California's flame retardant pajamas? So, global warming and the war in Iraq caused the fires, but that axis of evil only has two members. Surely, there must be a third member. Fox? [on screen: A Fox News report that the next wave of al Qaeda terrorism could be in the form of setting wildfires]. 

Or, perhaps al Qaeda's plotting to infiltrate a cable news channel and staff it with morons." --Jon Stewart

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #repealreplacerepublicans #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern @BrandNew535 @justicedems