Or, perhaps al Qaeda's plotting to infiltrate a cable news channel and staff it with morons

    

"As you know, Southern California suffered an unholy convergence of wildfires, displacing hundreds of thousands and destroying homes from Malibu to Mexico. A horrific tragedy, but as you know, for news organizations, every tragedy is an opportunity to tie that tragedy to your particular world view [on screen: CNN's Anderson Cooper saying the fires occurred in part because of global warming and then noting, 'Planet in Peril starts in just 30 minutes']. 

Oh my God, CNN's using the wildfire as a promo! Next up, Malibu's aflame and Halle Berry will be on to talk about 'Things We Lost In The Fire.' But why did the fire take a couple of days to stop? [on screen: The CA AG saying the CA Nat'l Guard is heavily stressed because of the war in Iraq]. 

Ahh! So if there was no war in Iraq, the National Guard could have been home and finished knitting California's flame retardant pajamas? So, global warming and the war in Iraq caused the fires, but that axis of evil only has two members. Surely, there must be a third member. Fox? [on screen: A Fox News report that the next wave of al Qaeda terrorism could be in the form of setting wildfires]. 

Or, perhaps al Qaeda's plotting to infiltrate a cable news channel and staff it with morons." --Jon Stewart

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