The Washington Post
says Paul Ryan actually got down on one knee to beg a congressman to support
the healthcare bill. You think that’s bad — he showed up at another guy’s
window with a boom box. (SINGS) “In your eyes, the light, the heat, in your
eyes I am complete.” –Jimmy Fallon
President Trump
didn’t take any responsibility for the healthcare bill being pulled, but he did
announce that he’s working on some new books based on his experience. Let’s
take a look at some of the titles. First there’s “How to Lose Friends and
Influence No One.” Next up there’s “The Giving Up Tree.” Then there’s “To Kill
a Healthcare Bill.” And finally, “Oh, the Places You’ll Golf.” –Jimmy Fallon
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