"Hillary
Clinton's campaign is accusing Barack Obama of
plagiarizing a speech by the Governor of Massachusetts. They may have a point
because Barack's speech was entitled, 'I love Chowdah.'" --Conan O'Brien
"President Bush met the
president of Tanzania yesterday and he gave him a pair of Shaquille O'Neal's
sneakers. The president of Tanzania was thrilled and plans to use Shaq's shoes
as a house for hundreds of his people." --Conan O'Brien
"How
about that primary in Wisconsin, huh? Hillary
Clinton is desperate to win in Wisconsin. And, as a matter of fact,
today she was campaigning wearing a cheese pantsuit." --David Letterman
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