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Thursday, March 23, 2017

cheese pantsuit/I love Chowdah/Shaq's shoes



"Hillary Clinton's campaign is accusing Barack Obama of plagiarizing a speech by the Governor of Massachusetts. They may have a point because Barack's speech was entitled, 'I love Chowdah.'" --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush met the president of Tanzania yesterday and he gave him a pair of Shaquille O'Neal's sneakers. The president of Tanzania was thrilled and plans to use Shaq's shoes as a house for hundreds of his people." --Conan O'Brien

"How about that primary in Wisconsin, huh? Hillary Clinton is desperate to win in Wisconsin. And, as a matter of fact, today she was campaigning wearing a cheese pantsuit." --David Letterman





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