So you know what that means? Ann Coulter could be next (bruised fruits)

"Secretary of Defense  Donald Rumsfeld said al-Zarqawi was 'mean, vicious, and hateful.' So you know what that means?  Ann Coulter could be next." --Jay Leno

"Finally good news in the administration's War on Terror. No doubt Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld overjoyed of the news If he seemed a little disoriented or a little choked up, it's because this is the first thing he's done right." --Jon Stewart

"Not only was Zarqawi killed, but so were seven of his cronies -- making it a good day for the U.S. military, but a bad day to be a virgin wrangler in Muslim heaven. Eight martyrs, 72 apiece? That's nearly 600 virgins needed, stat. My guess is some of the lower ranking guys might not be getting a full compliment if you know what I'm saying. I think the cherry orchard may have a couple bruised fruits." --Daily Show correspondent Samantha Bee