"A lot of people were
offended by President Bush using a four-letter word at the G-8 Summit the other
day. Were you offended? I was more offended by the way he eats a buttered roll
in front of company." --Jay Leno
"Iranian President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is trying to win over the American people. It's sort of a
PR campaign. Earlier today, over at the U.N., he was signing baseballs that said,
'I'm sorry I enriched uranium'." --David Letterman
"According to a new
survey, Hillary Clinton's popularity rating is down to its lowest point in over
a year. When Bill Clinton heard this, he said, 'If there's one thing Hillary
can do, it's bring polls down.'" --Conan O'Brein
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