"The Senate has
passed a resolution to make English the official language of the United States.
When asked if they approve of the resolution, 75% of the people in Los Angeles
said, 'Si.'" --Jay Leno
"A lot of sleazy
politicians in the news today. Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy has
written a book where he says he used to cruise highway truck stops looking to
have sex with gay truckers. How many times have we seen this? Just another
government official screwing a consumer at the gas pump." --Jay Leno
"Former President
Bill Clinton has signed another book deal. We have an advanced copy of his new
book. It's the 'Five People You Meet Under My Desk.'" --Jay Leno
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