Bush thought immigration was the sincerest form of flattery (screwing not gouging)

"The Federal Trade Commission has ruled that oil companies are not gouging customers. They say, technically, they're screwing customers."  --David Letterman

"President Bush has proposed sweeping immigration changes, which is pretty amazing when you consider before he became president, Bush thought immigration was the sincerest form of flattery." --Jay Leno

"President Bush signed a huge tax cut bill. He's hoping the tax cut for the rich will attract a wealthier, more affluent group of illegal immigrants." --Jay Leno