as a member of the Illuminati, I know that we, the lizard people, control everything (Free the Files Not Ghislane)

Astronauts on the International Space Station are testing a new process that makes food using their own urine. They're also testing a new dessert called I Can't Believe It's Not Brownie! —Colin Jost

I just have to say, you know, in general, I don't really believe in conspiracies because as a member of the Illuminati, I know that we, the lizard people, control everything. And it's really hard to believe that Trump was so oblivious that he didn't notice his good friend was running an international pedophile ring, though I guess Trump is the one guy on Earth who thinks "YMCA" is a straight anthem. And on a basic level, it's just shocking how many alleged pedophiles Trump was friends with. Epstein, Prince Andrew, and Diddy. I mean, that's -- that's a lot, you know? I mean, think about your own friend group. How many pedophiles do you know? One. Maybe two. But Trump's like the Forrest Gump of meeting famous pedophiles. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's sentient beings vs. the Lizard People (she gave the rebuttal)



"We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal." -Bill Maher



"The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?" --Bill Maher



"This is not a case of Democrats vs. Republicans. It's sentient beings vs. the Lizard People." --Bill Maher on the 'Birthers' who claim Obama was born in Kenya