"Republican leaders
say that after illegal immigration and gay marriage, the next issue President
Bush will tackle: flag burning. So if you're an illegal immigrant who's
crossing our border to burn the flag at your gay wedding, we got your
number." --Jay Leno
"Al Gore has a hit
movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him:
you're still not the president. This past weekend, Al Gore's movie, 'An
Inconvenient Truth,' earned more per screen than any film in the country. I
dare say Gore's movie is the highest grossing PowerPoint presentation in
history. Global warming: Can we live with it? It is time we did something,
namely resign ourselves to doing nothing Follow Congress' Lead. For instance, when sea levels rise,
we'll just build levees [on screen: Worked for New Orleans]" --Stephen
Colbert
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