"Vice President Dick
Cheney is here in California to try and boost the campaigns of several of the
Republican candidates out here. Boy, how low are you in the polls when you
bring in Cheney to help you get your numbers up?" --Jay Leno
"Cheney loves
California. See, out here, rich and famous people can shoot other people and
get away with it." --Jay Leno
"President Bush told
reporters he won't see Al Gore's documentary about the threat of global
warming. He will not see it. On the other hand, Dick Cheney said he's seen the
global warming film five times, and it still cracks him up." --Conan O'Brien
No comments:
Post a Comment