"The president of
Mexico has arrived in the U.S., thanks to some nifty fence climbing. I thought
this was encouraging. He offered to take President Bush's job for $3 an hour
cash." --David Letterman
"President Bush met
with the prime minister of Israel and the prime minister told Bush that he
intends to defend Israel's borders. When he heard this, Bush said, 'You mean
you have trouble with Mexicans, too?'" --Conan O'Brien
"Louisiana
Congressman William Jefferson was videotaped accepting a $100,000 bribe. He said
he will not resign even though the FBI agents found 90,000 of it in his
freezer. In Washington, that's known as a 'bribecycle.'" --Jay Leno
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