a clear symbol of Michigan’s proud Southern heritage (Have you seen my ratings?)

“Now, these protests have clearly been infused with far-right ideology. Many demonstrators wore MAGA hats, they held up anti-Semitic signs and in Michigan, they even waved Confederate flags, a clear symbol of Michigan’s proud Southern heritage.” — Trevor Noah

“You know, Trump talks about cabin fever like it’s an actual illness. [as Trump] This cabin fever, worse than any disease we’ve even had, even worse than the disease from the ’70s, disco fever. It was so hard staying alive, staying alive.” — Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

it didn’t help that Trump arrived in England wearing a Croatian soccer jersey (Many people in England want him immediately deported)

President Trump arrived in England today and he was greeted by hundreds of angry protesters. Of course, it didn’t help that Trump arrived in England wearing a Croatian soccer jersey. --Conan O’Brien

While in the U.K., President Trump was asked if he was worried about the protests there. And he said, “I think they agree with me on immigration.” Trump has a point. Many people in England want him immediately deported. --Conan O’Brien

A Republican congressional candidate sent out anti-Semitic messages in a robocall. Of course, anti-Semites are now furious that robots are taking their jobs. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Connecticut Welcomes You. Birthplace of George W. Bush (We Apologize)

"Obama, what about Louis Farrakhan, leader of the Nation of Islam and infamous anti-Semite. He endorsed your campaign and all you did was denounce it [on screen: HRC saying there is a difference between denouncing and rejecting Farrakhan's support]. Now she's pandering to the SAT prep coach vote. It would be hard enough for Hillary Clinton if she was only fighting Obama, but apparently there are other forces in play [on screen: HRC saying, 'Can I just point out that in the last several debates, I seem to get the first question all the time. And I don't mind, you know, I will be happy to field them. I just find it kind of curious that I keep getting the first questions on all these issues, but I'm happy to answer it']. Yeah, you are curiously happy. I guess the media's conspiring to hear from Hillary first. You know, Hillary, it's not sudden-death overtime." --Jon Stewart

"On the other side of the political fence, Senator Larry Craig of Idaho is in the news again. Not only has he not stepped down from his Senate seat after he plead guilty to disorderly conduct for playing footsie with an undercover police officer in an airport bathroom, but he's actually now looking for summer interns. He's looking for juniors and seniors in college from Idaho, have an interest in politics, and know how to keep their mouth shut. If you're interested, slip your resume under the third stall from the left in the men's room" --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

that now makes alcohol responsible for corruption, anti-semitism, and homosexual pedophilia

"The former Republican congressman sent suggestive e-mails to underage pages since as far back 2000, but he was caught, he resigned and he went into rehab. They got up him hooked up to a steady drip of Tiger Beat magazines and he's doing great."--Stephen Colbert

"This weekend Ohio Republican Bob Ney plead guilty to Abramoff-related bribery and corruption charges. Congressman Ney's district encompasses -- this is true -- most of Licking County, Ohio. Which early odds have it will also be the nickname of his jail cell. Ney asked for leniency in sentencing because he says he has a drinking problem. If you're keeping score at home, that now makes alcohol responsible for corruption, anti-semitism, and homosexual pedophilia." --Jon Stewart

"A strong 6.6 magnitude earthquake hit Hawaii yesterday morning. Pretty scary. President Bush says he wants to do anything he can to help them because he considers Hawaii to be one of our strongest allies. Of course, FEMA was there immediately. Actually, some FEMA had arrived a day earlier to assess the the damage from the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor." --Jay Leno

In the new version of Monopoly, the banker never goes to jail

"When asked about gay marriage, Donald Trump said, 'It's not my thing.' Trump went on to say marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman he will replace in six years." –Conan O'Brien 

"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said he wants to become the first Iranian to go into outer space. He wants to study the effects of anti-gravity on anti-Semitism." –Jay Leno



"Monopoly is getting a big makeover. They want to make the Monopoly game more modern and bring it up to date to reflect our current culture. Like, in the new version of Monopoly, the banker never goes to jail." –Jay Leno

Somebody must tell him, there are easier ways to have sex with men

"Arnold Schwarzenegger said being Governor of California cost him at least 200 million dollars in lost movie roles. Moviegoers everywhere said, 'Totally worth it.'" –Conan O'Brien



"Tom DeLay has done only two things since leaving politics – 'Dancing with the Stars,' and now prison. Somebody must tell him: there are easier ways to have sex with men." –Bill Maher



"In her video posted on her Facebook page, Sarah Palin condemned the media's coverage of the Arizona shootings by using the phrase 'blood libel,' which refers to a harsh anti-Semitic slur. And I would be super-offended if I thought she knew that." –Seth Meyers